迷你兵團 2 Minions The Rise of Gru
200有周年紀念1976 華麗鬆糕鞋 大促銷
罪犯唱片
(Criminal records 也有犯罪前科的意思)
極惡六天王 地下總部
哇，寶貝！反惡棍聯盟無法捕捉到姐 Whoo,baby! The anti-villain league can't catch this.
猜猜誰偷了地圖? Guess who stole the map?
貝萊.博頓
死壯大力士
哈利路亞！Hallelujah!
雙節棍修女
我做得到的 I got this.
報仇者
尚格·夾頓
幹得漂亮 Good work.
威酷魔王
傳說中的生肖石的地圖 The map forthe legendary Zodiac Stone,
我們會變成全世界最強大的壞蛋 we will become the most powerful villains in the world.
好了，我們開始行動吧! OK, let's get a move on.
我們今夜就啟程去亞洲 We leave for Asia tonight.
好的，讓我看看這兒.... Okay,let's see here....
我進去了 I'm in.
你好，美人兒 Hello beautiful.
什麼? What?
啊!哈，是的，黃道石 Ahal Yes,the Zodiac Stone.
很快，這個不可阻擋的野獸的力量將是我們的 Soon,the power ofthis unstoppable beast will be ours.
哦，我的天哪！ Oh,for crying out loud!
快點! 有一群難纏的機器人追著我 Hurry up! I got a bunch of deadly botsies on my tail.
收到 收到 Roger that on the copy
開快點 姐妹 Step on it sister.
快點! 趕緊的! Hurry up! Come on!
我拿到了 我拿到寶石了 I got it. I got the stone.
派對結束了，老頭 邪惡六人組有了一個新的頭目 Party's over old man. The vicious six has a new head honcho.
你剛剛被耍了，可憐的笨蛋！ You just got played,poor sucker!
等一等 我成立了這個團體 我們是一個團隊！ Hold on. I started this group. We're a team!
你的忠誠在哪裡？ Where's your loyalty?
哦，拜託，我們是惡棍 Oh please,we're villains.
根本就沒有這回事 There's no such thing.
是屬於下一代的時候了 It's time for the next generation.
迷你兵團2 Minions The Rise of Gru
What do you say to me today? 今天對我說什麼
You got to remember how to do 你就要記得怎麼做
If I find that you deceived me 要是發現欺騙我
Let's see how you can escape 看你怎樣逃得過
Bang, bang 砰砰
Don't hide 不要躲
Bang, bang 砰砰
As long as you do it 只要你做
Bang, bang 砰砰
If there is something wrong 假如有錯
Bang, bang 砰砰
How can you conceal from me? 你怎能瞞過我
Bang, bang 砰砰
安靜，同學們 Quiet down,class.
安靜，同學們 人們，人們 Quiet down,class. People,people.
所以，你長大後想做什麼呢？ So,what do you want to be when you grow up?
我想當一名醫生 I wanna be a doctor.
太棒了 布拉德利 Wonderful. Bradly.
我想成為一名教師 I wantto be a teacher.
不，你不想 No,you do not.
我，我 你說? Me,me. Yes?
我想成為一名消防員，同時也是總統並還會開賽車 I want to be a fireman,who's also the president and also drive race cars.
真激動人心啊! Exciting.
那你呢，格魯? And what about you Gru?
極惡六天王
格魯 Gru
我，我想成為... Me,I want to be....
一個超級大壞蛋 a super villain
失敗者 Loser.
比利，爸爸! Billy. Daddy!
布拉德 媽媽! Brad. Moml!
格魯 親阿拉巴馬媽媽 Grul Kiss ala mama.
哇! 我最喜歡的小親威們 Woah. My favorite tiny relatives.
不要夥計們，拜託 No. Guys,come on.
嘿!，我在這裡有個形象要維護 Hey,I got an image to uphold here.
好吧! 嘿! 你們準備好看電影了嗎? OK. Hey. Are you guys prep for the movie?
我們走吧! Let's go
大白鯊
本場票已售罄
遊樂場
危險區
噢! 我是一個彈球巫師 Oh! I am a pinball wizard.
咻! 咻! 咻! 咻! 咻! 咻! Swish swish swish swish swish swish.
芝士炸彈
芝士射線! 芝士射線! 芝土射線! Cheese ray! Cheese ray! Cheese rayl
別拿芝士射我，兄弟 Don't cheese me,bro.
小費罐
如此奶油味，如此美味 So creamy,so delicious,
with lovely calories 充滿可愛的卡路里
賬單 雜誌 Bills magazine.
S&H綠色郵票 S&H green stamps.
蛤? Huh?
To: Mr. Gru 致:格魯先生
極惡六天王
天哪，酪梨醬 Holy guacamole.
我們在哪裡可以聽？我們在哪裡可以聽？ Where can we listen? Where can we listen?
你好 格魯先生 Hello Mr. Gru.
我們已經收到了你加入世界上最好的超級惡棍隊伍的申請 Weve received your application to the world's best super villain team,
極惡六天王 The Vicious 6.
最近正好空出一個位置 Arecent opening has become available.
然後 然後呢? And And?
你的面試在明天中午 Your interview is tomorrow at noon.
好-激-動呀! 好激動呀! Dy-na-mite! Dynamite!
請前往417大街 Please go to 417 Main Street.
密碼是 "你一點都不好" The password is "you're no good."
"你一點都不好" "Youre no good."
現在，從下面站起來，孩子，因為這盤邀請碟要爆炸了，寶貝！ Now,get up from the down,son,because this invitation is gonna explode,baby!
爆炸? 哦，不，不，不，不，不! Explode? Oh,no,no,no,no,nol
重大新聞，媽媽! Very big news,mom!
媽? Mom?
什麼? What?
媽，這個渾身大汗的人是誰? 他把房子弄得臭氣熏天了 Mom,who is this sweaty guy? He's stinking up the house.
我還以為你在煮捲心菜 I thought you were cooking cabbage.
他是我的新格魯 He's my new guru.
告訴你那些怪異的朋友 他們最好在這裡開始儘自己的力量 Tell your weird buddies. They better start pulling their weight around here.
要不然我就把他們趕出去 or I'm kicking them out.
他們扼殺了我愉快的氣氛 They are killing my mellow vibes.
嘿! 我聽見了 Hey! I heard that.
來吧，我們去把這個好消息告訴大家 Come on,let's go tell the troop the good news.
先生們，向地下室進發 Gentlemen,to the basement.
也就是，我們新的邪惡巢穴 AKA,our new evil lair.
這太棒了 噢! 看起來真不錯，夥計們 This is fantastic. Oh. Such a looks good,guys.
我的第一個邪惡巢穴 起雞皮疙瘩了! My first evil lair. Goosebumps!
噢，成功過程中難免得跌倒幾次 Well,you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette.
我說的對吧? Am I right?
做得真棒，瑞安 Good job,Ryan.
我說，"做得真棒" I said,"Good job."
算了 Never mind.
阿德里安 麥克 看起來不錯 Adriannel Mackl Lookin' good.
喬，你的家人好嗎？ Joel How's the family?
好的 所有人，到這裡來 Okay. Everybody,get over here.
現在，聽好了 扣好你的工作服 抓緊你的護目鏡 Now,listen up. Buckle your overalls. Hold on to your goggles.
極惡六天王明天想要見我 The Vicious 6 wants to meet me tomorrow.
小老闆! 小老闆! 小老闆! Mini Boss! Mini Boss! Mini Boss!
好的 好的 我不是小黃人 All right. All right. Im not mini.
請不要那樣叫我，還有，他們還沒有接受我 Please stop calling me that,and also,they haven't accepted me yet.
你好，奧托 怎麼了? Hello,Otto. What is it?
嗯! 哈 噢，那-那個-是的 Uh huh. Well,tha-tha-yes
我會...好吧，你知道這會很有趣嗎？ I would...Okay,you know it would be fun?
我們來玩安靜遊戲 Let's play the quiet game.
無論如何，感謝大家今天的辛勤工作 Anyway,thanks for the hard work today everyone.
我得去休息一下了 I gotta go get some rest.
明天是我人生中的大日子 Tomorrow is the biggest day of my life.
當心，世界 格魯來了！ Watch out,world. Here comes Gru!
小老闆! 小老闆! Mini Boss! Mini Bossl!
我不是...啊.... Im not...uhh...
極惡六天王
這些家伙是最壞的 我真的不敢相信 Oh,these guys are the best. I can't believe it.
極惡六天王
小老闆? Mini Boss?
是的，我明白，但我需要睡個好覺，所以出去吧! Yeah,I get it,but I need a good night's sleep,so get out,
好吧，好的，好的 因為你做了個噩夢，但只有今晚 Okay,fine,fine. Because you had a nightmare,but just tonight.
雖然我不相信你做噩夢的鬼話 I'm not buying the nightmare story,thoug
噢，真的嗎，你也是？ Oh really,you too?
進來吧! Get in,
晚安 晚安 Good night. Good night.
是的，是的，是的 晚安 Yes,yes,yes. Good night.
我只是想睡個覺 I just want to get some sleep.
壞蛋頻道
突發新聞！邪惡的六人組準備改寫惡棍的規則 Breaking news! The Vicious 6 is ready to rewrite the rules of villainy.
世上的壞蛋們 Villains of the world,
在午夜鐘聲敲響、農曆新年開始的三天裡 In three days when the clock strikes midnight and the Chinese New Year begins,
這種壞男孩的力量將會被釋放出來 this bad boys' power is gonna be unleashed.
有了黃道十二宮的力量 With the power of the Zodiac,
我們要幹掉反惡棍聯盟 we're gonna take out the anti villain league.
而邪惡的6人將成為這個星球上最強大的惡棍 And The Vicious 6 will be the most powerful villains on the planet.
你能理解嗎？ Can you dig it?
我明白嗎? 我明白嗎? Do I dig it? Do I dig it?
我不明白 沒什麼好明白的 I don't dig it. There's nothing to dig.
他們以為他們可以讓我等死，蛤？ They thought they could leave me for dead,huh?
把我像一塊老肉一樣踢到路邊 Kick me to the curb like a piece of old meat.
噢! 他們不知道接下來會發生什麼嗎？ Oh. They got no idea what's coming?
哦，我要讓他們為他們對我的所作所為感到痛苦 Oh.I'm gonna make them suffer for what they have done to me
哦，天哪! 嘿，納克魯斯先生 Oh boy. Hey,Mr. Knuckles.
什麼? What?
我們啊...只是想確保我們這周能拿到工資 We uhh....just wanted to make sure we be getting paid this week.
那價值呢？我用知識付錢給你 What about value? I'm paying you with knowledge,.
是嗎? You are?
第一課，要時刻做好準備 Lesson one,always be prepared.
第二課 Lesson two,
比利時五臂捅鼻 The Belguim Five-arm Nose-Pinch.
第三課 And lesson 3,
立陶宛式脫毛 The Lithuanian Haircut.
這些知識值世界上所有的錢 That's worth all the money in the world.
嘿，夥計們，算了吧! 你會拿到錢的 Hey guys,forget about it. You're going to get paid.
但首先，我們得把我的寶石拿回來 But first,we got to get my stone back.
我看到了一個壞格魯的崛起 I see a bad Gru arising.
我看到一個惡棍走來 I see a villain on his way.
我現在要和我的英雄們共處一室 I'm going now in the room with my heroes,
他們會喜歡我的，因為我是最棒的 They're gonna love me because I'm the best.
今晚別搞砸了 Don't mess up tonight.
你將加入邪惡六人組 You're going to join The Vicious 6.
壞蛋格魯來了 我.... Here is the bad Gru and did I I...
夥計們...Guys....
哦，你們也想去嗎? Oh,you want to come?
行 行...好吧... Right right....Okay....
當你們找到我並回應我的幫助時，你們做了什麼？ When you guys tracked me down and responded to my help,what did then?
我就像是“這些小黃土豆是誰？” I was like "who are these tiny tater tots?"
"而他們從哪裡弄到這麼多牛仔背帶褲的?" "And where did they get so much denim?"
但你們就是不肯放棄 And youre just wouldn't quit.
好了，我投降 進來吧! All right,I surrender. Come on in.
從那以後，我們度過了一段美好的時光 We've had some great times since then,
但問題是...邪惡六人組，他們是大聯盟 But the thing is...The Vicious 6,they're the big leagues.
而你們都...很棒... And you guys...are....great....
所以你在老巢所做的工作 and so the job you did in the lair.
超級無敵棒 A plus.
我只是在想 It's just what I was thinking
這個世界上還有很多其他的惡棍 is that there are a lot of other villains in the world.
你知道嗎? You know?
算了 聽著 Never mind. Look.
我想這回我得自己單幹了 I think I just need to fly solo on this.
回頭見，小可愛們 See you later,alligators.
嘿，我在這兒走路呢! Hey,I'm walking here.
罪犯唱片
我們開始吧! Here we go.
打擾了 先生? Excuse me. Sir?
我只想問問 "你一點都不好"? I was just wondering you're no good.
你很好 是我的錯 You're good. My mistake.
對不起 我不是故意嚇到你的 Sorry I didn't mean to scare you.
我只是...試試看我的這個新發明 I'm just...trying out this new invention of mine.
我稱之為"答黏手指"或者"聰明黏黏" I call it "sticky fingers" or "smart good."
我還沒有完全決定好這個名字 I haven't quite landed on the name yet.
過來 Come here.
我無意中聽到你在找什麼... I overheard you were looking for something....
特別的東西 Special.
是啊! 我在找"你一點都不好" I yes,I was hoping you're no good.
我想您會喜歡在3號隔間聽的 I think you'll enjoy listening in Booth 3.
琳達.朗絲黛 "你一點都不好"
請往這邊走 Right this way.
暫停使用
就是這裡 別聲張 小點聲 This is it. Mums the word. Keep it down.
祝你好運 好好表現 孩子 Good luck. Let her have it,Son.
謝謝你 先生 Thanks mister
尼法里奧先生 Nefario
那是尼法里奧博士 That's Doctor Nefario.
來，拿著這個 Here,take this.
如果你出名了，記得是誰給了你第一個小玩意兒 If you ever get famous,remember who gave you your first gadget,
好的 Okay.
如果他對我說，我不會怪他 I wouldn't blame him if he said to me
你一點都不好 You're no good
反方向旋轉試試 Try backwards.
歡迎來到邪惡六人組 Welcome to The Vicious 6.
那真是太...That's pretty...
你好 Hello.
各位都是來面試的嗎? Everybody here for the interview?
我也是 Me too.
你們待會兒想搞些什麼? So what do you guys got going on later?
你是要幹點壞事嗎？ Are you up to no good?
你是不是要搞點惡作劇？ Are you gonna get into some mischief?
好吧! okay
讓第一個進來 Send the first one in.
他們準備好見你了，格格魯先生 They're ready to see you Mr. Gru.
哦，很好，很好 Oh,good good.
極惡六天王
尊敬的惡棍們 Distinguished villains,
我叫格魯 My name is Gru,
我覺得我說話的聲音太大了，儘管我們的距離 I feel like I'm talking too loud,even though our proximity
不需要這麼大的音量 doesn't require this kind of volume.
如果你在我十歲的時候告訴我 If you told me when I was ten,
如果我有機會代替我最喜歡的惡棍 if I would have the chance to fill the shoes of my favorite villain ever,,
威酷魔王的位置 Wild Knuckles
我一定會說 "你腦子進泥石流了" I would say "you got rocks in your head,"
但我現在11多零9個月了，這就更有意義了 but now that I'm 11 and 3/4,it makes a lot more sense.
好吧，是誰讓那孩子進來的？ All right,who let the kid in?
我還以為他是個小個子 I thought he was this tiny man.
你哪裡不對勁？ What's wrong with you?
你真的認為一個弱小的孩子能成為一個惡棍 You seriously think a puny little child can be a villain .
嗯...是的 我真的很卑鄙 Umm...Yes. I'm pretty despicable.
你不會想惹我生氣的 You don't want to cross me.
邪惡是成年人的事 Evil is for adults,
他們偷竊強大的古代石頭並肆意破壞 who steal powerful ancient stones and wreak havoc,
而不是給應該在學校學習的胖乎乎的小鬼頭 and not for tubby little pups who should be at school learning
待著學校的假期 taking a recess.
該死的，我停不下來 Suck,I can't stop.
當你做了什麼讓我印象深刻的事時再來 Come back when you've done something to impress me
下一位是誰？Who's next?
我是翼人，邪惡六人組的下一個成員 I am Wingman,the next member of The Vicious 6.
看看，戰鬥的力量，先生 Behold,the power of fight,Sir.
好了，玩笑到此為止 表演時間到了 All right,joke's over. Show time.
哇，這可是個大氣球 Woo this is a big balloon.
對，對，轉向 就是這樣 Yeah,yeah,turn around that's right.
把他帶進來 把他帶進來，夥計們！ Bring him in. Bring him in,boys!
他拿走了那塊寶石 He took the stone.
抓住他! Caught him!
封鎖大樓 Lock down the building.
我做到了 這裡沒什麼可看的 I did. nothing to see here.
哦，看看你 弗蘭普頓活過來了！不錯的選擇 Oh,look at you. Frampton Comes Alive! Nice choice.
我呃....I uh...
繼續往前走 Just keep walking.
看那兒 一個孩子嗎? Look at that. A kid?
伙計們 Guys.
你在這裡幹嘛？ What are you doing here?
好了，上車吧! Okay.Just get on.
他往哪走了? 那個小偷在那 Which way did he go? There is that little thief
敲門 敲門 快遞！ Knock knock. Delivery!
惡魔般的孩子! The demon child!
奧托，把寶石拿回老巢 Otto,take the stone back to the lair.
我會分散他們的注意力 I'll distract them.
不，不是現在 拜託，拜託 No,not now. Come on,come on.
是的，寶貝 Yeah,baby.
我會處理這個的 I'll handle this.
希望你能享受你的短暫餘生 Hope you enjoy the rest of your short life.
拜託別故障了 拜託，拜託，拜託 Please work. Come on,come on,come on
我們來找你了，小屁孩! We're coming for you,tiny man!
他們都說一個孩子不可能成為真正的壞蛋 They all said a kid wouldn't be a real villain.
我們-他-呃...這孩子剛從世界上最壞的惡棍那裡偷了東西 We-he-ell...This kid just stole something from the worst villains in the world.
當我把它帶回給他們時，他們會說... When I bring it back to them,they're going to say....
"我們犯了一個可怕的錯誤" "We have made a terrible mistake."
"請加入我們吧!" "Please join Us."
"拜託 格魯" 而我會說... "Please Gru" and I will say....
是的! 我將成為邪惡六人組的最新成員 Yes! I will be the newest member of The Vicious 6.
現在我只需要奧托 Now all I need is Otto.
奧托在哪裡? Where is Otto?
不，不行"奧托等會就來" 他現在需要進來這兒 No,not "Otto le komay" He needs to come in now.
奧托! 小老闆! Otto! Mini boss!
你在這兒...There you are....
你帶回來了嗎? You got it?
這是....你現在是在拉我後腿嗎? Is this....Are you pulling on my legs right now?
奧托，寶石在哪裡？ Otto,where's the Stone?
生日快樂
寵物石
你剛剛是不是拿我的未來做交易？ Did you just trade my future?
就為了個寵物石頭? For a pet rock?
好的，我會去... Okay I'll go...
生日聚會是在哪裡? Where was this birthday party?
這是不可接受的 不可接受的 This is unacceptable. Unacceptablel
我告訴過你們你們還沒準備好參加大聯盟 I told you guys that you weren't ready for the big leagues
而你還用行動證明瞭我是對的 and you have proven me correct.
你所做的就是把一切都搞砸了 All you do is mess everything up.
啊! 什麼? Ugh! What?
我媽媽是對的 My mom was right,
你不屬於這裡 你被開除了 You do not belong here. You're fired.
我要去找那塊寶石 I'm going to find that stone.
我到家的時候，你們最好都走了 When I get home,you all better be gone.
還有奧托，閉上你的嘴巴！ And Otto,close your yapper!
(BGM：Goodbye to Love by Carpenters)
我要和愛說再見 I'll say goodbye to love
從來沒有人關心我應該離開還是死 No one ever cared if l should leave or die
愛的機會一次又一次地從我身邊溜走 Time and time again the chance for love has passed me by
凱文，不，我一個人會過得更好 Kevin,no,I will be better off on my own.
而我所知道的關於愛的一切就是沒有它該如何生活 And all I know of love is how to live without it
我就是是乎找不到它 I just can't seem to find it
所以我已經下定決心，我必須獨自生活 So l've made my mind up I must live my life alone
而雖然這不是一種簡單的方式，但我想我一直都知道 And though it's not the easy way I guess I've always know
我要和愛說再見 I'd say goodbye to love
我的這顆心沒有明天 There are no tomorrows for this heart of mine
時間一定會丟掉這些痛苦的回憶 Surely time will lose these bitter memories
而我會發現有一個人可以相信 And I'll find that there is someone to believe in
而為了我人生的值得而活 And to live for something I could live for
小老闆! Mini boss!
抱歉，我以為你會對此印象深刻 I'm sorry.I thought you'll be impressed
我能和貝萊·博頓說話嗎? Can I just speak to Belle Bottom
瘋狂的魔王! Wild Knuckle!
你還活著? You're alive?
哇，我最喜歡的惡棍也是我的綁架者 Wow,my favorite villain is also my kidnapper.
如果你不殺我，這可能是個絕佳的機會 This could be a great opportunity if you don't kill me.
閉嘴並把寶石給我 Shut up and give me the stone.
啊! 是的 那塊寶石 Ahh. Yes. The stone.
這就是問題所在 Here's the thing about that.
這是一個有趣的故事 It's kind of a funny story.
把寶石給他 Give it to him.
一切都會很快變得糟糕 It's all going to go South very quickly.
這到底是怎麼回事？ What the heck is this?
它在哪裡，孩子？ Where is it,boy?
我沒有它，我沒有它 I don't have it,I don't have it.
我知道你把它藏在某個地方了 I know you're hiding it somewhere.
我沒有，我沒有 我發誓。向我發誓，我用我的生命起誓 I'm not,I'm not. I swear. Cross my heart and hope to die.
死我也不會幹這事兒 Stick a needle in my eye.
不過，不要真的這麼做 Don't actually do that though.
誰給我拿個電話來 Somebody bring me a phone.
給家裡打電話 贖金時間到了 Call home. It's ransom time.
不，不，不 我媽媽可能會付錢感謝你把我綁走 No,no,no. My mom will probably pay you to keep me.
好主意 打電話 Good one. Call
你是誰？Who is this?
凱文什麼? Kevin lay what?
你在開我玩笑嗎？你有手下？ You kidding me? You got henchmen?
噢，一切都結束了 Well,that's the end of that.
聽著，你 把寶石帶到舊金山來給我 Listen,you. Bring the stone to me in San Francisco.
格林大街6830號，明白了嗎？現在你有兩天的時間 6830 Green Street,got it? Now you got two days
否則你就再也見不到你的小老闆了 or you are never gonna see your little boss again.
哦，呵呵...那寶石 Oh ho ho...The stone.
給了我叔叔 這更像是他的風格 Gave that to my uncle. It's more his style.
我告訴過你，我不知道他去哪了，你們這些笨蛋 I told you,I don't know where he went you stupid Twinkies,
不酷 老兄 Not cool man.
去往舊金山之旅
舊金山 San Francisco.
讓我們來搖滾吧! 是時候拿回我們的寶石了 Let's rock and roll. Time to get our stone back.
我們為你來了 格魯先生 Were coming for you Mr. Gru,
哈利路亞! Hallelujah!
國際機場
去舊金山 好的 您要怎麼付款？ San Francisco. Okay. How will you be paying?
哦! 太好了 你知道，如果你有毛團，我們可以給你升級到頭等艙 Oh great. You know,if you have any hairballs,we can upgrade you to 1st class.
快滾 Get out.
而我不得不回到拉瓜迪亞 And I had to turn back at LaGuardia.
嘿! 多麗 Hey Dolly.
要花生嗎? Peanut?
哦! 好的，拜託 Oh. Yes,please.
一顆花生 Peanut.
花生! Peanut!
要花生嗎? Peanut?
花生要嗎? Peanut?
要花生嗎? Peanut?
嘿! 寶寶，花生要嗎? Hey baby,Peanut?
你看到我了嗎？你看不到我 You see me? You see me not.
舊金山
你真是個膽大包天的孩子，敢從邪惡的6號手裡偷東西 You got real moxie kid,stealing from The Vicious 6.
我有勇氣，真的嗎? 這是威酷魔王對我的誇讚嗎? I got moxie,really? Did I just receive a compliment from Wild Knuckles?
我所有的夢想現在都成真了 All my dreams are coming true right now.
噢，這就要成為你的噩夢了 Well it's about to become your nightmare.
歡迎使用我最新的刑具 迪斯可地獄 Welcome to my newest torture device. Disco inferno
你的小黃人最好在明天太陽下山之前趕過來 Your minions better get it by sundown tomorrow
因為如果48小時的迪斯可不能殺了你，刀鋒就會 because if 48 hours of disco won't kill you,the blade will.
哦！不，不，不，不，不， Oooh! No,no,no,no,no,
走 走 走 Go go go.
格林街
下一站，格林街 Next up,Green Street.
等一下 Wait a minute.
入侵者! Trespassers!
給我回來 Come back here.
把你們的小屁股滾回來 Get your little butts back here.
周氏針灸
好了，現在 你會感覺有點軋痛 OK,now. You might feel a little pinch,
抓到你們了 Got you now.
是時候來點樂子了 Time to bring some fun.
週末有什麼計劃嗎？ Any plans for the weekend?
做五個深呼吸 Take five deep breaths.
我馬上回來 I'll be right back.
你喜歡捉弄小傢伙，蛤？ You like picking on little guys,huh?
去打個盹吧，老太太 Go take a nap,old lady.
老太太? old lady?
我是古代少林功夫藝術的大師 I am a master of the ancient Shaolin Art of Kung Fu.
你給我消失 Get lost.
你們要是再敢問進我們的地盤，你就死定了 If you come back to our place,you're dead.
噓 噓 噓...要是真的想感謝我就趕緊走 我在工作呢! Shh shh shh...You can thank me by going away. I'm working.
你們? 想學功夫? You? Want to learn Kung Fu?
我教弟子的日子結束了 My teaching days are over.
這就是我現在的生活 This is my life now,
好吧! Fine.
我會教你的 I will teach you.
嘿! Hey,
那些不是給你的 those are not for you.
這個遊戲的名字是賣，賣，賣 The name of the game is sell,sell,sell.
什麼? What?
格魯在哪裡? Where is Gru?
我怎麼會知道？這些戲服是怎麼回事？ How should I know? What's with the costumes?
萬聖節是四個月前的事了 你看起來很蠢 Halloween was four months ago. You look stupid,
滾開 噓! Buzz off. Shoo.
我要去拿我的肉軟化劑 I'm getting my meat tenderizer.
讓我來幫你吧，親愛的 Let me help you with that,dearie.
現在，那個男孩在哪裡？ Now,where's the boy?
我不是故意嚇你的 I didn't mean to scare you.
別擔心，我們沒有生他的氣 Don't worry,we're not mad at him.
我們只是想.... We just want to....
僱他 hire him.
它在哪裡? Where is it?
威酷魔王? 他還活著 Wild Knuckles? He's alive
而且和這孩子一起工作？ And working with the kid?
我們要去舊金山 We're going to San Francisco.
讓我們走吧! Let's hit it.
你們最好賠償我的房頂 You had better be paying for my roof .
很時髦，蛤？ Pretty groovy,huh?
基本功
我們從基本的踢腿開始 We begin with a basic kick.
現在，你 Now,you.
好的...不踢腿 Okay....No kicking.
這是一把瓜錘 這是一種武器 This is a melon hammer. It's a weapon.
這位是弗萊德 他是個假人 This is Fred. He is a dummy.
永遠不要低估一個假人 Never underestimate a dummy,
現在，攻擊 Now,attack.
別跟我說"我不能砍斷這塊木頭” Don't tell to me "I can not break this wood."
但懷疑只是心理作用 But doubt exists only in the mind.
你們知道我對自己說什麼嗎? You know what I say to my mind.
現在，你 Now,you.
凱文，凱文，凱文 Kevin,Kevin,Kevin.
好吧! 顯然，我們還沒做好學哲學的準備 Okay. Clearly,we are not ready for philosophy.
我們還是僅僅訓練吧! Let's just train.
休息一下吧! 明天會更糟 Rest up. Tomorrow's going to be even worse.
什麼? 你們要辭職? What? You're quitting?
我告訴過你當我拿到那塊寶石的時候 I told you when I get that stone,
我們將是所向披靡 We're going to be unstoppable.
我已經受夠了 I have had enough.
沒有什麼比年邁的惡棍更令人難過的了 There's nothing sadder than an aging villain.
再見，老頭 So long,old man,
夥計們，拜託 我們是一個團隊 Guys,come on. We're a team.
希望你會喜歡 Hope you like it.
這裡是天堂嗎? Is this heaven?
我只是不得不解僱我的追隨者 你知道為什麼嗎？ I just had to fire my henchman. You know why?
因為他們沒有把工作做完 Because they weren't getting the job done.
好了，我現在要給你鬆綁了，因為我 OK I'm just gonna untie you now because I
我 我 我需要你在家裡幫我做點事 I I I need you to do some stuff for me around the house.
你可能，你知道，有個小夥伴在這附近會很好 You might be,you know,kind of nice to have a little company around here.
哦，是啊! Oh,yeah.
惡棍們只是在做些家務 Villains just doing some chores.
誰知道我們會惹上什麼樣的麻煩 Who knows what kind of trouble we could get into.
那是什麼? What's that?
這就是你邪惡的笑聲？很明顯 That's your evil chuckle? Obviously.
噢，這糟透了 Well,it stinks.
你聽起來就像個吞下卡祖笛的小丑 You sound like a clown who swallowed a kazoo.
真的嗎? 噢，你看起來就像一個正在經歷生命末期危機的巫師 Really? Well,you look like a wizard going through an end of life crisis,
(唐·里克斯:著名諷刺喜劇演員)
放輕鬆，唐.里克斯 Easy now,Don Rickles.
唐·里克斯是誰? Who's Don Rickles?
響尾蛇出沒
夥計 Dude.
我差點以為你不行了 I thought we lost you there for a minute.
嘿，冷靜點，冷靜點 Hey,chill chill,
你想試試這個嗎，小傢伙？ You wanna try this one,little dude?
嘿，靈魂兄弟，要飛到哪裡去？ Hey soul brother where jetting off to?
舊金山! Frisco Disco!
你可真是個幸運的小家伙，我正好要去沿海那一帶 It's so lucky day chick I'm heading up the coast.
我可以在路上讓你下車 I could drop you off on the way.
世界上最大的香蕉
舊金山 75公里
從泳池開始 這個地方必須乾乾淨淨 Start with the pool. This place gotta be spick and span.,
你在幹什麼? What are you doing?
你看上去就像我媽媽在感恩節烤過頭的火雞 You look like the overcooked turkey my mom makes on Thanksgiving.
哦，對了，我忘了提了 Oh yeah,I forgot to mention,,
池子裡都是我的寵物鱷魚 the pool is filled with my pet crocodiles.
是啊，噢，噢...可嚇不倒我 Yeah,well well...doesn't scare me.
小心點，我不能讓你失去一隻胳膊 Be careful.I can't have you lose an arm
因為他們需要你在這之後換一些燈泡，是的 because they need you to change some light bulbs after this,yeah.
讓我向你展示它是怎麼做的 Let me show you how it's done.
住口 Knock it off.
嘿! 哇！哦，不 Hey. Whoa! Oh,no.
馬文，不，不 快停下 Marvin,no,no. Stop that.
把網遞給我 The net.
我抓到你了 I got you.
我抓到你了 我抓到你了 I got you.I got you,
我沒抓到你 I don't got you.
抓住我的手 Take my hand.
抓住你了 Got you.
你本可以逃走的 但你...但你沒有 You could have ran. But you....But you didn't.
我告訴過你，你是這個世界上我最喜歡的惡棍 I told you,you were my favorite villain in the world.
我可不能讓你被鱷魚吃掉 I could not let you get eaten by crocodiles.
即使那場面可能看起來會很酷 Even though that would have been kinda cool to watch.
所以你想成為一個偉大的惡棍，蛤？ So So you want to be a great villain,huh?
那是我一直想要的 That's all I ever wanted.
你想要，我不知道，你想要我.... You want to,I don't know,you want me....
你想讓我教你一兩件事嗎？ You want me to teach you a thing or two?
有很多鬥士問過我 "我是如何成為一名武林高手的?" Many fighters have asked me,"how did I become a great master?"
喚醒內心的野獸
即使我們中最渺小的人也能做出偉大的事情 Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.
你只要深入挖掘，找到你內心的野獸，然後.... You just dig down deep,find your inner beast,and....
現在，你來試試 Now,you try.
喚醒你內心的野獸 Find your inner beast.
來阻止這個騰空飛踢 Stop this kick.
我們還有很多工作要做 We have a lot more work to do
(BGM: Born To Be Alive by 王嘉爾)
我們天生就
就是活著
我們天生就
就是活著
天生就是活
對 咱們生 生 生
活著 To be alive
有人問我 為什麼從來不找地方 停下安家 家 家
但我一直都不要那些 別人需要的玩意兒 沒意義 義 義
是的，我們天生 Yes,we were born,born,born
世上活著真好
活著真好 活著真好
世上活著真好
凱文、斯圖爾特和鮑勃，你們準備好了 Kevin,Stuart,and Bob,you are ready.
不，不，不，不，不 No,no,no,no,no.
準備好領取你的功夫少年成就章了 Ready for your Kung Fu junior achievement badges.
他們完了 They're dead.
國民銀行
搶劫的第一條規則，永遠保持在角色中 First rule of heist,always stay in character.
知道了，爺爺 Got it grandpa.
喂，你介意我們用一下洗手間嗎.... Say,you mind if we use the john....
我孫子德克斯特撐不到回家了 My boy Dexter here can't hold it in till we get home.
邪惡銀行
The Bank of Evil.
邪惡銀行
表演時間到了，孩子 It's showtime,kid.
聽我指令並記好你的暗號 Follow my lead and don't forget your cue.
你好，我...我只需要兌現這筆錢 Hello I...I just need to cash this.
哦，太瘋狂了！好大的銀行呀! Oh wowie zowie! What a big bank!
這裡有多少保安呀? How many security guards are in here?
這小傢伙是誰? Who's this little guy?
這是我孫子，他還沒學會小孩子應該多看少說 Well that's my grandson who still has not learned that children should be seen and not heard,
哈哈，孩子們 事實上，我自己也有一個兒子 Haha,kids. I actually have a son of my own.
是啊，你看起來很奇怪 Yeah,you look so weird.
哦，哈哈，別聽他瞎說 Oh haha,don't listen to him
你兒子看起來很... your son Is Very Un....
可愛 cute.
救命 我看到一道白光了 海倫，我來找你了 Help I'm seeing a white light. Helen,I'm coming for you.
海倫，我來找你了.... Helen,I'm coming for you....
哦...救命啊！Oh...help!
救救我爺爺 Help my grandpa.
誰來救救他 Somebody help him.
我爺爺! My grandpa!
這是個大問題 This is the big one.
你聽到了嗎? You hear that?
是甜美的天使之聲 It's the sweet sound of angels.
做點什麼吧，我的生命在我眼前閃現 Do something,my life is flashing before my eyes.
不，不，不 另一邊，另一邊 No,no,no. The other way,the other way.
好的 所有人都退後 All right. Everyone stand back.
呃-哦...Uh-oh...
離手 等一下，等一下 Clear. Wait a minute,wait.
別現在就放棄我，夥計 Don't give up on me now,buddy.
不，不，不 我感覺好多了 No,no,no.I'm feeling better.
離手! Clear!
最大電流 Maximum charge.
離手 Clear.
你們救了我爺爺 You saved my grandpa.
我們...我們搶劫了嗎？ Did we...Did we do the heist?
爺爺說了些最糟透的話了 Grandpa say the darnest things.
你掉了這個 You dropped this.
看我拿了什麼 Look what I got.
嘿，不錯 Hey,not bad.
一點也不差 Not bad at all.
我們是一個很好的團隊 We make a good team.
是嗎? We do?
哦，是啊，嘿，我們得這樣做下去 Oh yeah,hey we got to keep at it.
等著看我接下來要教你什麼吧! Wait till you see what I'm gonna teach you next.
我等不及了 I cannot wait.
哦，這會很有趣的 Oh,this is gonna be fun.
是時候出擊了 Time to strike.
他們不在這 They're not here.
分頭並找到他們 Fan out and find them.
舊金山正在發生一件大事 Something big is going down in Frisco.
哇! 這就是了 Whoo. There it is.
這真是一趟難忘的旅程 小家伙 It's been one heck of a ride,little man.
你知道，我會想你的 You know,I'm gonna miss you.
嘿，太客氣了 祝你好運 Hey,so welcome. Good luck.
我的朋友，你不會從老學校學到東西的 My friend,you're not gonna learn from the old school.
嗯？Umm?
哦，不....Oh no...
壞蛋日報 瘋狂納克魯斯成立極惡六天王
我不敢相信他們竟然這樣對我 I can't believe they did this to me.
我...我把他們知道的一切都教給了他們 I...I taught them everything they know.
我們是一個團隊 We were a team.
嗯？Umm?
我放棄了 I give up.
嘿! Hey.
你是個偉大的壞蛋 You are a great bad guy.
他們是愚蠢的白痴 They are stupid idiots.
我唯一做過的夢就是和我的朋友做壞事 Only dream I ever had was doing bad stuff with my buddies.
現在看著我，又老....又孤獨... Now look at me,old....alone....
噢，你是老了 Well,you are old.
但你並不孤獨 But you're not alone.
好了，聽好了，老兄 All right,listen up,buster.
我們正在組建一個新的團隊，它將被稱為 We are starting a newteam and it's going to be called
可怕的二人組 The Terrible Twos.
我們以後可以找個更好的名字 We can find a better name later,
但現在我們要找到那塊寶石 but right now we are going to find that stone
並讓所有人知道你仍然擁有它 and show everybody that you still got it.
拜託，你只是個小孩子 一切都完了 Come on,youre just a little kid. It's over.
回家去吧! 但你說過我們... Go home. But you said we....
快回家去! Go home!
奧托? Otto?
奧托! Otto!
奧托! 是我小老闆! Otto! Mini boss!
小老闆! Mini boss!
奧托! Otto!
你找到寶石了 You found the stone.
奧托，我真為你驕傲 Otto,I'm so proud of you.
快點，我們時間不多了 Hurry we don't have much time.
我們得把它交給威酷魔王 We got to get this to Wild Knuckles
好久不見，笨蛋 Long time no see,punk.
我就要這個了 I'll take that.
是的! Yes!
別動! Don't move!
反惡棍聯盟 你們被逮捕了 Anti-Villain League. You are under arrest.
好吧，好吧，好吧，各位...你們忘了現在幾點了嗎？ Well well well everybody...Did you forget what time it is?
新年快樂! Happy New Year!
開火! Fire!
堅守你的陣地 Stand your ground.
不，不，不，不，不，不！ No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,NO!
你以為你要去哪裡？ Where do you think you're going?
你偷了我們的東西，現在你要付出代價 You stole from us,and now you're gonna pay.
享受被撕裂吧! Enjoy being torn apart.
伙計們! Guys!
噢...我們何不來一場公平的決鬥呢? oh....Why don't we make this a fair fight?
噢...你以為我是認真的？ Oh...You thought I was serious?
你好，叛徒們! Hello,traitors!
還記得我嗎? Remember me?
你? You?
你可以把我丟下等死 You can leave me for dead,
你毀了我的一切，但我不會讓你傷害那個孩子 You destroy everything I own,but I will not let you hurt that kid.
噢...所以你要救那孩子？ Oh...So you're gonna save the kid?
是啊，你和哪支軍隊？ Yeah,you and what army?
好的...這支軍隊 Okay....this army.
挖掘內心深處 喚醒內心的野獸 Dig down deep. Find your inner beast.
奧托 Otto.
快點! 再快點! Hurry! Faster!
抓住你了! Gotcha!
離他遠一點 Get away from him.
毀了那孩子 Destroy the kid.
不! No!
被這隻小蟲子打了是什麼感覺？ How does it feel to be beaten by the tiny little bug?
你們真是太棒了 You guys were amazing.
這功夫是從哪學來的？ The Kung Fu where did that come from?
很顯然你們被重新雇用了 Obviously you guys are re-hired.
都交給你了 It's all yours.
噢，不 威酷魔王 Oh,no. Wild Knuckles.
格魯 嘿! Gru Hey
你會沒事的，對嗎? You're gonna be OK,right?
不用擔心我，孩子 Don't worry about me,kid.
我會沒事的 I'll be fine.
終於抓住你了 Finally.
你要離開很長很長一段時間 You are going away for a long,long time.
是嗎，噢! 我可不這麼想 Yeah,well I wouldn't bet on it.
不 No.
回頭見，孩子 See you soon kiddo.
BGM: You Can' t Always get What You Want(小黃人版)
威酷魔王是我最喜歡的惡棍 Wild Knuckles was my favorite villain.
我們在一起的時間不多，但我們有的時間... We didn't have much time together but the time we did have....
我非常感激 I'm so grateful for
我一直在想，你無法見證我的成長 I've been thinking about how you won't see me grow up or be there
也不會為我將要做的所有可怕的事情而活著 for all the terrible things that I'm going to do
相信我，他們會做一些可怕的事情 Believe me,they're gonna some awful things
我會讓你以我為傲的 But I'm going to make you proud.
因為你，我會成為史上最棒的惡棍 I'm going to be the best villain ever because of you.
因為你教會了我什麼才是最重要的 Because you taught me what matters,
你一個人做不了任何事 you can't do anything alone.
找到你自己的大家庭 Find your tribe.
而且永遠不會讓他們離開 And never ever let them go.
奧托 Otto.
今天我在一個接待會上見到了她
她手中端著一杯酒
我知道她會遇到她的命中註定
可以讓她無拘無束的人
不 你不可能總能得到你想要的
你不可能總能得到你想要的
如果你想試圖尋找的話
你會得到你所需要的
你最好別惹麻煩，孩子 You better stay out of trouble,kid.
我會過上美好和誠實的生活 I will live a good and honest life.
你還活著? You're alive?
你真是讓我大開眼界 You just blew my mind.
你是怎麼做到的? How could you do that?
我迫不及待地想假裝自己的死亡來躲避當局 I cannot wait to fake my own death to avoid the authorities.
把它定成你的目標，孩子 把它定成你的目標 Shoot for the moon,kid. Shoot for the moon.
回頭見，笨蛋 See you later,Suckers.
你不可能總能得到你想要的 You Can' t Always get What You Want
你不可能總能得到你想要的 You Can't Always get What You Want
但如果你嘗試一下 噢，你可能會發現 But if you try sometims well you just might find
你可能會發現 You just might find
你會得到你所需要的 You get what you need
對不起，我們打烊了 Sorry,we're closed.
琳達·朗絲黛 你一點都不好
我是來謝謝你給我的這個裝備 I just want to thank you for this.
在我手裡很好用 Work like a child.
好的，讓我就直說了 Alright,let me cut this easy.
我需要一個天才壞科學家 I need a genius bad scientist.
你想來為我工作嗎？ You want to come work for me?
不，我受夠了更快樂的地平線上的惡棍 No,I am done with villainy off the happier horizon.
再見，你這個小傢伙 Goodbye,you little chap.
哦...好的，好的，好的 別再用臉了 Ohhh...All right,all right,Fine. Stop with a face.
我加入 I'm in.
想看點酷炫的東西嗎? Wanna see something cool?
罪犯唱片
你在開我玩笑嗎？ Are you kidding me?
大老闆！大老闆！大老闆！大老闆！ Big boss! Big boss! Big boss! Big boss!
大老闆，我喜歡 Big boss,I like that.